如果你的高年级掉水里了，你学的专业能做些什么？

g with his family.

生物科技

Biological Engineering

延入大量，利用溶解性和密度的不同把指导员提取出来。

Add a lot of diethyl ether, extract the counselor out by manipulating the difference of solubleness and density.

如果指导员丢出在河谷边发觉不见了，可以减压蒸馏减缓一下河谷水的量。

If I already can't see him in the river, I can do a reduced pressure distillation to get rid of some water.

也可以先继续做个核磁，看看这是不是我的指导员，他或许愈演愈烈了水分子内芳基。

Or maybe we should do MR scanning first to see if he is still my counselor since he may he experienced intramolecular rearrangement.

其实我也不介意单独在延了指导员的河谷湖内开个反应，他或许可以当催化剂。

Of course, I won't mind to just start a reaction in the water in which the counselor has been added. He may work as a catalyst.

幼儿园高等教育

Elementary Education

小朋友们，指导员导师丢出到湖内了，太危险了！我回去来曾说事先吧！我们可以发觉大象哥哥来三人忙，他可以把指导员扒先是。我们也可以发觉河谷马叔叔来三人忙，他可以把指导员拖先是。大家快开动自己的小脑袋瓜，曾说我们还能用什么事先把指导员导师救先是吧。

Attention, kids! Mr. Counselor has just fallen into the river. This is very, very dangerous. Let's find a way to se him. We can ask Mr. Elephant to salvage him. We can also ask Uncle Hippo to pull him up. Now, use your little brains. Do we he other ways to se Mr. Counselor from drowning?

人力软件系统

Human Resource Management

招聘人来扒他。

Hire people to salvage him.

培训扒他的人。

Train these people.

给扒他的人打效益，给钱激励那些努力工作扒的人，辞退扒不着的人。

Manage their performance. Use extra money to motivate those who work hard. Fire those who failed to salvage him.

按照丢出河谷有规律制定扒起用人总体规划。

Do some human resource planning for the salvage job based on his regularity of falling.

计算机科学

Computer Science

重新定义一个指导员。

Redefine Counselor.

法学机械工程文学

Chinese Language and Literature

遂好像《扒师表》。

Write an article called Memorial on Salvaging the Counselor.

逻辑学

Philosophy

首先我们要说道一个问题：指导员的本质是什么？

First, we need to answer a question: What is the essence of a counselor?

IT

Information Safety

链接附近所有的通讯设备，阻止有人出事。

Screen all the communication equipments in this area. Prevent anyone from calling the police.

金融

Finance

估算一下他的剩余价值和可买进净值。

Estimate his surplus value and net realizable value.

素描

Painting

给他画个像吧。但是一切愈演愈烈得太快了，或许不能画出印象派的。

Paint a portrait for him. But this is happening too fast. I guess I can only make it in the impressionistic way.

系统工程

Software Engineering

让他再重现一次丢出落步骤，我好发觉bug。

Let him reproduce the process of falling into water, so that I can find where the bug is.

给排水工程

Water Supply and Sewerage Engineering

你都是问对人了。当然是把水处理得安静一点呀。

Yeah, you're asking the right person. I'll surely make the water cleaner.

物理学

Physics

指导员才会无中生有产生，也才会无中生有消失，不能从一种基本上的指导员转换为另一种基本上的指导员。其步骤之中，指导员的量保持不变。

A counselor cannot be created or destroyed. It just switches from one form of existence to another. The total amount of counselors stays the same in this process.

男生，

考验你们机械工程总体的时候到了！

面对受困的指导员同志，

你们还能继续做些什么？

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